KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Santa.
WHY ARE YOU AT THE DOOR?
Why can’t Santa fit into small places?
Because he’s CLAUS-trophobic!!
What did Godzilla say after he ate Jamaica?
I want to eat Samoa!
Why did King Kong climb the Empire State Building?
Because he was too big to fit in the elevator!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
When does Santa Claus travel with reindeer?
When it’s RAINing!
