What do you call a lost sea monster?
The Lost Ness Monster!
What goes up and never comes down?
Addition!
Two crossword enthusiasts were working on crossword puzzles together. One said to the other, “I’ve been working on this crossword for two weeks!”
“FORTNIGHT!” Replies the other!
What did the turkey say to the shopper?
I heard there is a special on chicken!
What kind of ships do smart kids ride on?
Scholarships!
Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?
Because he wanted to rest in peas!
