What Did The Wall Say To The Other Wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What is a monkeys favorite Christmas song?
“Jungle Bells”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Santa.
Santa who?
Santa body on the roof yet? It`s Christmas Eve!
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
To try to find his wings!
WHEN DO YOU HAVE A PENNY ALL YOUR LIFE ?
When it’s your name!
What loves a dog and rides its back, travels for miles without leaving a track?
A flea!
