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From Raffaella, age 9, Cape Town, South Africa

A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?

He runs and runs around the table until his feet are sore. Then, he uses the saw to cut the table into two halves. Two Halves make one whole. He escapes out of the hole. He then shouts and shouts until his voice is hoarse. Then he jumps on the horse and it gallops away!
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From Tyler, age 8, Columbus, Ohio

Why did the wolf want the chicken to join the band?

He wanted drumsticks!
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Filed Under: Chicken

From Harrison, age 5, Salt Lake City, Utah

What does a bee sit on?

His bee-hind!
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Filed Under: Bug

From Kyson"Rabbit", age 8, Ohio

What kind of shoes do mice wear?

Squeakers!
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Filed Under: Animal, Clothing, Shoe

From A.P., age 12, Rochester, Washington

Why do you think the centipede has so many friends?

Because he needs help putting his shoes on!
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Filed Under: Bug, Shoe

From Shannon, age 8, England

A man went to a supermarket leaving his Rottweiler tied up outside. Just as he was at the checkout, a lady rushed in saying, “Is that your Rottwieler tied up outside?”
“Yes.” The man replied.
“Well, I’m sorry but my dog has killed your dog,” said the lady.
“What kind of dog have you got?” asked the man.
“A Yorkshire Terrier,” said the woman.
“But how could such a small dog kill a dog like mine?”

“I’m afraid my dog got stuck in your dog’s mouth, and your dog choked on him, so he died!”
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Filed Under: Dog

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