Two olives were sitting on a table and one fell off. The other one said ” Are you OK?”
I’ll live!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Toodles.
Toodles who?
Bye bye!
What do you call a parakeet that got run over by a lawn mower?
Shredded tweet!
What do you call Santa with a red tummy?
Jelly roll!
What is the pirate’s favorite store?
Toys Aarrr Us!
How do you know Santa has to be a man?
No woman is going to wear the same outfit year after year.
