Jack:Mom I got 100% at school today1
Mom:Great On what?
Jack 50% on math and 50% on spelling!
How can you make seven even?
Take out the letter s!
What does a fish smoke?
Seaweed!
A man is stuck in a room with no windows and no doors. The only thing in the room is a table. How does he escape?
He runs and runs around the table until his feet are sore. Then, he uses the saw to cut the table into two halves. Two Halves make one whole. He escapes out of the hole. He then shouts and shouts until his voice is hoarse. Then he jumps on the horse and it gallops away!
Why did the wolf want the chicken to join the band?
He wanted drumsticks!
What does a bee sit on?
His bee-hind!
