How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
What did the butcher say to Santa when he introduced his wife?
Meet Patty!
How can you get a cat to do tricks?
Put a dog in a cat suit!
What do you when you have an icicle and a girl about to be eaten by a snowman?
I scream!
KNOCK, KNOCK.
Who’s there?
Santa.
WHY ARE YOU AT THE DOOR?
Why can’t Santa fit into small places?
Because he’s CLAUS-trophobic!!
