What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?
A teacher says “spit out that gum” and a train says “choo choo choo.”!
What did Santa say to Mrs.Claus when she said to lose some weight?
No,no,no!
Who was the first math kid that was smart at addition at age 5?
Add-em!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who ?
Cargo beep beep!
What Did The Wall Say To The Other Wall?
I’ll meet you at the corner!
What is a monkeys favorite Christmas song?
“Jungle Bells”


