What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Squeakers!
Why do you think the centipede has so many friends?
Because he needs help putting his shoes on!
A man went to a supermarket leaving his Rottweiler tied up outside. Just as he was at the checkout, a lady rushed in saying, “Is that your Rottwieler tied up outside?”
“Yes.” The man replied.
“Well, I’m sorry but my dog has killed your dog,” said the lady.
“What kind of dog have you got?” asked the man.
“A Yorkshire Terrier,” said the woman.
“But how could such a small dog kill a dog like mine?”
“I’m afraid my dog got stuck in your dog’s mouth, and your dog choked on him, so he died!”
What is a zombie’s favorite toy?
A deady bear!
Knock Knock?
Who’s There?
Snow?
Snow Who?
Snow use- I forgot my name!!
How do you get a one arm monkey out of a tree?
Wave at him!
