What food talks a lot?
A talk-o!
Why did Santa only have seven reindeer on Christmas Eve?
Because Comet was home cleaning the sink!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
Nobody.
Nobody Who?
…(Cricket Noises)
Why didn’t the turkey eat dessert?
Because he was stuffed!!
What did the acorn that loved math say when he grew-up ?
Gee! I’m a tree! (geometry)
How did Christopher Columbus finance his way to the new land?
With his Discover card!