What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?
Lettuce be friends!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
Who steals soap from your bathroom?
The Robber Ducky!
Emmy:Can I share that sled with you?
Dan:Sure!
You will go uphill and I will go downhill!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peter!
Peter who?
Peter pants!
Why did the man cross the road while he was eating an apple?
He had to get to his Granny Smith.
