Why did Humpty Dumpty go to a psychiatrist?
He was cracking up!
Why did the boy fall off his bed?
He was sleep rolling!
What did the Science book say to the Math book?
You have problems, man!
What did one lettuce say to the other lettuce?
Lettuce be friends!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a shark?
Frostbite!
Who steals soap from your bathroom?
The Robber Ducky!
