What goes up and never comes down?
Addition!
Two crossword enthusiasts were working on crossword puzzles together. One said to the other, “I’ve been working on this crossword for two weeks!”
“FORTNIGHT!” Replies the other!
What did the turkey say to the shopper?
I heard there is a special on chicken!
What kind of ships do smart kids ride on?
Scholarships!
Why did the turkey go in the vegetable bowl?
Because he wanted to rest in peas!
Jack:Mom I got 100% at school today1
Mom:Great On what?
Jack 50% on math and 50% on spelling!
