What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?
Ho hos!
What does a teddy bear say after it’s been offered food?
I’m stuffed!
Where do chickens rent their movies from?
Buckbuster!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
What does Santa use before eating his cookies?
Hand Santatizer!
