Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peter!
Peter who?
Peter pants!
Why did the man cross the road while he was eating an apple?
He had to get to his Granny Smith.
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Happy Birthday to you!
Why do koala mothers carry their babies on their back?
Because its too hard to push the pram up the tree!
When my daughter was 8, she came home with a new joke, she said, “Hey dad, you’re getting taller!” Absent minded me, I said, “What?”
She then said, “Your head is growing through your hair!” She had noticed my rug was getting a bit lean on top!
What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?
Ho hos!
