What did the mosquito say to the elephant?
Hide behind me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lionel.
Lionel who?
Lionel eat me if you don’t open this door!
Why did the horse cross the road?
To see his neigh-bors!
What did the farmer say when the kid asked if milking a cow was easy?
The farmer replied “Sure, any jerk can do it”!
Why did the boy jump up on the cow ?
Because he wanted to be a cowboy !
Why did the football players get hot?
Because the fans left!
