What do you call a woman who has one leg bigger than the other leg
I Lean!
What did the turkey say when he was in the hot tub?
Something smells delicious!
What did the pen ask the pencil?
So what’s your point!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain later; open the door!
What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
