Who steals soap from your bathroom?
The Robber Ducky!
Emmy:Can I share that sled with you?
Dan:Sure!
You will go uphill and I will go downhill!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peter!
Peter who?
Peter pants!
Why did the man cross the road while he was eating an apple?
He had to get to his Granny Smith.
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
Happy Birthday to you!
Why do koala mothers carry their babies on their back?
Because its too hard to push the pram up the tree!
