Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?
Because they are afraid of Wales!
What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
What’s the richest kind of air?
A billionaire!
What did the skeleton say before he ate?
Bone appetit!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
