When my daughter was 8, she came home with a new joke, she said, “Hey dad, you’re getting taller!” Absent minded me, I said, “What?”
She then said, “Your head is growing through your hair!” She had noticed my rug was getting a bit lean on top!
What is Santa Claus’ favorite snack?
Ho hos!
What does a teddy bear say after it’s been offered food?
I’m stuffed!
Where do chickens rent their movies from?
Buckbuster!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
What’s another name for a snail?
A booger with a crash helmet!
