What does the sheep say when it needs a bath?
I need a baaaaath!
What do you get when you cross a cow with a car?
A cow-dillac!
What’s the richest kind of air?
A billionaire!
What did the skeleton say before he ate?
Bone appetit!
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why did the dog move from the sunny part of the yard to the shade?
Because he was a hot dog and he wanted to be a chili dog!
