What did the pen ask the pencil?
So what’s your point!
Knock-knock.
Who’s there?
Alex
Alex who?
Alex-plain later; open the door!
What do you call the horse next door?
Your next door NEIGH-bor!
What animal always sounds like it’s lying?
A lion!
Who says oh oh oh?
Santa Claus walking backward!
What is a penguin’s favorite drink?
A Waddle Bottle!
(Water Bottle)
(Water Bottle)
