Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
When do you have a penny all your life?
When it’s your surname or your first name!
A math teacher was riding on a bike past one of his student’s house. His student was digging in the mud. The teacher asked why.
“The weather man said it rained an inch and three
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”
What is the army’s favourite plant?
Missile-toe!
Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Why are you cheering?
Why are penguins the first ones to arrive at parties?
They’re already dressed!
