What did one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer!
Why did the lady leave her purse open?
Because she wanted to see if the weather would change!
Who was the best dancer at the monster party?
The boogie man!
What did the french fry dress up as for Halloween?
Mashed potatoes!
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
Because he could not find a date!
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom!
