What is one room that a ghost can’t go in?
The living room!
Why didn’t the shrimp have any friends?
Because he was a bit shellfish!
What’s a mummy’s favorite type of music?
Wrap!
What is Mozart doing in his grave?
Decomposing!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
When do you have a penny all your life?
When it’s your surname or your first name!
