What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth-thirty!
What does a bird get at the doctor’s?
A tweetment!
What happened to the Barbie doll in the sun?
It got barbie-qued!
What do you call a smelly fairy?
Stinkerbell!
What did the calender maker name his daughters?
April,May & June!
What did one tornado say to the other?
Let’s twist again like we did last summer!
