Imagine you are on a boat. Suddenly your boat sinks. You paddle in the water. Another boat passes you and you try to stop it, but you can’t. Sharks form around you.
What do you do?
Stop imagining!
Doctor, Doctor, I need glasses!
You sure do, this is a butcher shop!
What is the difference between chocolate and cheese?
The cheese is never late!
Why did the boy climb the tree with a hockey stick?
He wanted to play with the Toronto Maple Leaf’s!
Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?
Her keys were in the piano!
What is the beginning of everything?
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