Jokes By Kids

From Heidi, age 12, Litchfield,Minnesota

A math teacher was riding on a bike past one of his student’s house. His student was digging in the mud. The teacher asked why.

“The weather man said it rained an inch and three
quarters. I’m looking for the three quarters!”

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From Darius, age 8, Sarnia, Ontario, Canada

What is the army’s favourite plant?

Missile-toe!

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From Erin, age 8, Wisconsin

Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?

Why are you cheering?

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From Haden, age 10, US

Why are penguins the first ones to arrive at parties?

They’re already dressed!

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From Cheyenne, age 11

What did the kid say when he fell?

I have a BOO-BOO!

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From Tommy, age 17, Redoak, Texas

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth-thirty!

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