Why was the music teacher locked out of her class room?
Her keys were in the piano!
What is the beginning of everything?
E!
How does Wayne Gretzky stay cool?
He sits next to his fans!
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Are you my mother?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope!
What did one wall say to the other wall?
Nothing! Walls don’t talk!
