Why are penguins the first ones to arrive at parties?
They’re already dressed!
What did the kid say when he fell?
I have a BOO-BOO!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth-thirty!
What does a bird get at the doctor’s?
A tweetment!
What happened to the Barbie doll in the sun?
It got barbie-qued!
What do you call a smelly fairy?
Stinkerbell!
