What happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?
He got ticks!
What do you call a woman with sand paper on her head?
Sandy!
What’s smarter than a talking cat?
A spelling bee!
What do you get when you cross a rock star and a turtle?
A hard rocker
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
Where’s Pop corn?
Who’s faster than a speeding bullet and full of food?
Super Market
