How did the rocket lose its job?
He got fired!
What did the rug say to the floor?
Don’t move; I’ve got you covered!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle make you laugh!
Can February March?
No, but April May!
What did one magnet say to the other magnet?
I find you very attractive.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s raining out here and you better bring your washing in!
