What does a kangaroo do when he gets angry?
He’s hopping mad!
One day there was a pastor going on a trip. His car broke down on the way so he walked down a road until he came to a farm. He asked the farmer if he could use his horse. The farmer said, “Yes, but this horse is no ordinary horse; you have to say Praise the Lord for it to go and Amen for it to stop.”
The pastor said, “No problem, I’m a pastor!” Well about an hour passed down the road and then a rattle snake came and blocked the road. The horse got scared and began to run. The pastor forgot what to say to make the horse stop so he said a prayer and of course at the end of the prayer he said “Amen”. When the pastor opened his eyes he found that he was at the edge of a cliff.
He was so thankful to be alive he said, “Praise the lord!”
What do you call small rivers that run into the Nile?
Juve-niles
Why did the bread get fired from work?
He was toasted!
What would you call superman if he lost all his powers?
Man
What does a broccoli ask you to do for him when he likes a girl but can’t do it himself because he’s too embarrassed?
Will you cauliflower for me?
