Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the w!
Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.
Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss on the cheek?
What do you call a underwater spy?
James Pond!
