Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I am.
I am who?
You don’t even know yourself?
What type of site does a spider visit?
Web-site!
What do you call a teacher that falls asleep in the classroom?
Nothing! You might wake them up!
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes your friend! Now let me in!
Why did the lady walk outside with her purse open?
She expected a change in weather!
A woman sat down at her table and began to eat her vegetables and then they punched her! So she said to the waiter, “Waiter, my vegetables just punched me!”
And then the waiter said, “Oh, sorry, I thought you ordered black-eyed peas!”
