What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Hiss-tory!
Knock knock?
Who’s there?
Mind
Mind who?
Mind you!
Teacher: Fred, if you have a pie and you eat one whole of it, what do you have left?
Fred: Two angry parents!
Customer: Excuse me, do you serve crabs here?
Waiter: Well of course we do! It says right there on the sign “We serve everyone”. So go ahead and take a seat!
What do you serve but not eat?
*yum* A volleyball!
Timmy: Hi Joe! What web site are you on?
Joe: Google.
Timmy: Want t hear a knock-knock joke?
Joe: Sure.
Timmy: Knock-knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Timmy: Yah.
Joe: Yah who?
Timmy: But you just told me you were on Google!
