Why did the chicken go to the store??
To get his legs back!
There was a Duck, a Frog, and a Skunk, and all of them were in line at the dollar theater when the lady said that will be 3 dollars. 2 of them could pay but one could not; who could not pay and why?
The Duck went in ’cause he paid a Bill; the Frog went in ’cause he paid a Greenback, but the skunk could not ’cause he only had a scent!
A mother had put her child to bed. Thinking he was asleep, she started washing the dishes. About five minutes later the little boy comes down and asks for a glass of water. The mom gave him some water and he was off to bed. One minute later the little boy came back for a glass of water. The mom wondered why the boy could be so thirsty but gave him the water anyway. Two minutes later he came back and asked for another glass of water. Finally the mom asked “Why on earth are you so thirsty?”
The little boy said “Oh the water isn’t for me! tThe ceiling in my room is on fire !”
What animal is good at math?
An account-ant!
What dries as it gets wetter?
A towel
Why did the potato cross the road?
Because he saw a fork!
