Why did the golfer where two pairs of pants?
In case he gets a hole in one!
Why did the coach go to the bank?
He wanted to get his quarter back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it’s ears?
Anything you want. It can’t hear you!
What has three feet but can not walk?
A yard!
How does a cow say boo?
Moooooooooooo!
Why was the longest nose only 11 inches?
Because if it was 12 inches it would be a foot!
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