Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s raining out here and you better bring your washing in!
Why couldn’t Eric untie his shoes?
Because they were knotty (naughty)!
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away the w!
Dad: Okay son, get up, it’s time for school.
Son: I don’t want to go, everyone thinks I’m bossy.
Dad: Son! You have to go! You’re the headmaster.
What did the ocean say to the sand?
I MIST you!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a kiss on the cheek?
