Do you know how ballerinas dance?
On their tippy toes, of course!
Knock knock
Whos there?
Sue
Sue who?
Sueprise, its me!
Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a turkey with no feathers ?
Dinner!!!
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
