Where do books sleep?
Under their covers!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call a turkey with no feathers ?
Dinner!!!
Why is a room full of married people empty?
Because there’s not a single person in it!
What is the longest English word?
Postbox. Because it has the most letters in it.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Eva.
Eva who?
Eva you’re deaf or your doorbell isn’t working!
