There are 26 letters in the alphabet right? Well how many letters are there if E.T moves out?
21 (because he took a U.F.O)!
How does a nut sneeze?
Cashew!
What is a pig that does karate?
Porkchops!
What did the clock say was its favorite game?
Tick Tock Toe!
Tom: AH!There’s a bug in my soup!!
Waiter: (whispering)Don’t shout or every person will want one !
Why did the bread go fishing?
It wanted to loaf around!
