Where do erasers go for vacation?
To Erasona!
Why were the elephants kicked out of swimming class?
They had their trunks down!
There are 26 letters in the alphabet right? Well how many letters are there if E.T moves out?
21 (because he took a U.F.O)!
How does a nut sneeze?
Cashew!
What is a pig that does karate?
Porkchops!
What did the clock say was its favorite game?
Tick Tock Toe!
