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From Noad, age 11, Indiana

Tom,Bob,Billy and Tim all died and went to Heaven. An Angel showed them a clock room. The Angel said “How fast your clock ticks is how much you’ve sinned.” Tom’s clock was ticking slowly.Bob’s was ticking as fast as a normal clock. Tim’s was a little faster. Then they all ask the Angel. Where’s Billy’s?

The Angel said.”His is in my office.I use it as a fan.”
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Filed Under: People

From Samantha, age 10, Tennessee

Jack: Hey! Get your elbow out of my ribs!
Mike: I don’t have my elbow in your ribs! I have it in your food!

Jack: I’m eating ribs, Mike!
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Filed Under: Food

From Alexia, age 7, Virginia, USA

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?

Kenya open the door for me, please?
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From Scooter, age 12, Aiken, South Carolina

Why did the booger cross the road?

‘Cause it was being picked on!
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Filed Under: Miscellaneous

From Nick, age 14, Rotherham, UK

How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?

With Jammin’ them!
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From Madelyne, age 10, Lebanon Indiana

Why did the pig cross the road?

To get to the other sty!
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Filed Under: Cross the Road

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