Why did the booger cross the road?
‘Cause it was being picked on!
How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?
With Jammin’ them!
Why did the pig cross the road?
To get to the other sty!
I went to the park on Sunday afternoon, and then I was suddenly surrounded by lions!
Well not really lions, Dandelions!
One time three men were going in a boat. A man said ”In my village there are many cameras!”, saying this threw his camera in the water. Another said ”In my village there are many shoes!” He threw his shoes. The third man said, ”Well, in my village there are many people!”
He threw himself out of the boat!
Why did the cow go into space?
He wanted to see the milky way!
