What do you get when you put together a hippo with a T-rex?
A Hippy saurus rex!
What is a shark’s favorite game?
Swallow the leader
How do you make a computer stand by?
You stand by it!
What type of ship will a smart student travel on?
Scholar-ship!
What do dogs and DVD players have in common?
They both have pause (paws).
What did one firecracker say to the other firecracker?
“My pop’s bigger than your pop!”
