Jack: Hey! Get your elbow out of my ribs!
Mike: I don’t have my elbow in your ribs! I have it in your food!
Jack: I’m eating ribs, Mike!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Kenya open the door for me, please?
Why did the booger cross the road?
‘Cause it was being picked on!
How does Bob Marley like his dough nuts?
With Jammin’ them!
Why did the pig cross the road?
To get to the other sty!
I went to the park on Sunday afternoon, and then I was suddenly surrounded by lions!
Well not really lions, Dandelions!
