What is the fly’s favorite dance?
The jitterbug!
What did the squirrel say to the peanut?
You look nutty!
Have you heard the joke about the forgetful person?
You haven’t?
Well…
I forgot!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beep.
Beep who?
Beep, beep: coming through!
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-Lantern by its diameter?
Pumkin Pi!
A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between `unlawful and `illegal`?”
Only one hand shot up.
“OK, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“Unlawful is when you do something the council doesn’t allow and illegal is a sick eagle.”
