Imagine there was a hen on a roof. The wind was going 90 miles West. It laid an egg; which way did it roll down?
Neither! You’re just imagining!
One person has a pet centipede. He asked it to get the paper. Two hours later he goes out to see what was happening. The centipede said:
Wait! I still don’t have all my shoes on?
Why was the rabbit always getting his sister in trouble?
Because his name was Buster! (bust her)
What goes up but never comes down?
Your age!
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
A boy was walking by a flag the day before the 4th of July and the boy asked it how it was doing, but the flag just waved. Then on the next day, it was the 4th of July and there was a flag on a float (it was really a man dressed as a flag) and it kept saying “Happy 4th of July!” and the boy said…
“Oh, I guess he just had to save his voice!”
