Why does the gorilla have big nostrils?
Because it has big fingers!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
See.
See who?
See-saw!
A man got on a bus with a banana in his ear and the busdriver said–“Hey buddy, you have a banana in your ear!”
The man said–“Sorry, I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear!”
What did King George think of the American colonists?
He thought they were revolting!
What did one flag say to the other flag?
Nothing. It just waved!
What’s red, white, blue, and green?
A patriotic turtle!
