What happened as a result of the Stamp Act?
The Americans licked the British!
What dance was very popular in 1776?
Indepen-dance!
Teacher: “Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?”
Student: “On the bottom!”
What would you get if you crossed George Washington with cattle feed?
The Fodder of Our Country!
How is a healthy person like the United States?
They both have good constitutions!
Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it cracked me up!
