What did the envelope say to the stamp?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
Kid: “Hey, Teacher! Can i go to the bathroom?
Teacher: “Yes, but first sing the alphabet.”
Kid: ♬ ♩ “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O,..,Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z!” ♫ ♪
Teacher: “I think you forgot the ‘P’?”
Kid: “No. Actually, I think, it’s running down my leg!”
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
At the BP station!
Did you hear about the guy who was in an accident and lost all of his left side?
Well, he’s ALL RIGHT now!
Once a man ecaped from jail and shouted, “I`m free! I`m free!” and a little girl said, “So! I`m four!”
The little girl thought the man said he was three.
How do you make milk shake?
Give it a good scare!
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