What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansaw!
Why do dinosaurs need to take a shower?
Because they ex-stink!
What starts with ‘t’ ends with ‘t’ and is full of ‘t’?
a teapot
Why did the dog sit in the shade?
He didn’t want to be a hot dog!
Why did the cow go into space?
He wanted to walk on the MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
This guy comes back from his 5th grade test results and says “I flunked a grade, I flunked a grade.” Another guy says “Why did you say that twice?”
And the other one says “Because my teacher told me to repeat this grade level.”
