What do you call a king that doesn’t tell the truth?
A Lyin’ King!
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop a line!
Knock-Knock.
Who’s there?
Ida.
Ida who?
Ida be funnier if I told better jokes!
Why didn’t the clock work?
It needed a hand!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business!
Why do hens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they would break!
