What kind of market does a Dog keep from entering?
A flea market!
What did the ‘mother rope’ say to the ‘baby rope’?
Don’t be KNOTTY !
When is a door not a door?
When it’s ajar!
Mom, why is there a cow in that truck?
He must be in the mooving business.
Why did the goldfish cross the road?
Because the chicken was on holiday!
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!
Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!
