Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anita.
Anita who?
Anita tissue! Achoo…Too late!
What’s yellow, green and nasty?
A pickle swimming in lemonade!
What stays in one corner but travels around the world?
A stamp!
What do you call a dead bee?
A zombie!
Where does the general keep his armies?
In his sleeves!
What did the floor say to the ceiling?
Stop looking at me!
