Why do the birds fly south in winter?
Cause it’s too far to walk!
Why do they put fences around cemeteries?
Because people are dying to get in!
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Because he was a fraidy cat!
Dad: What does this ‘F’ on your report card mean?
Kid: Fantastic!
What does a sea monster eat for lunch?
Fish and ships!
You have a green house, a white house, and a pink house. Where is the White house?
In Washington, D.C.!
