A mother was ironing her washing. Her son asked ” Mother, why are you ironing your washing?”
His Mum said, “To make them nice and wrinkle-free, darling. ” she replied.
The son said, “Then why don’t you iron grans’ face, mum?”
How did the egg laugh?
It cracked itself up!
What do you get when you cross a tree with a dog?
Bark!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look; I’m changing!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nunya.
Nunya who?
Nunya business!
Why can’t a ghost tell a lie?
Because you can see right through it!
